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“I have a hard time calling it anything else, but there are many other words for our lady partsâ€¦bush, twat, coochie, pussy, hoo hoo, vadge, and even the dreaded one, cunt. We have Oprah to thank for the famous â€œvahjayjayâ€.Â But, to me it will always be â€œvaginaâ€. I guess because I just donâ€™t see the point in not calling it what it is. I mean I get thatÂ there are certain times when we shouldnâ€™t come out and say â€œvaginaâ€, but come on ladies, why canâ€™t we call it a vagina when we talk to each other? And why in the world canâ€™t we talk in detail about it?!
I have so many friends who amazingly never talk/complain/mention anythingÂ about their vaginas. I mean, either their vaginas are perfect specimens or they are just embarrassed to talk about it. I will take a guess and say it is the second one.Â I get that. It took me years to break down and tell my best friend about all my problems after my son was born. MyÂ bestie, Connie,Â and I talk about everything.Â From our sex lives, my lack of sex life (after my son was born)Â and her alwaysÂ overly active sex life (which always pissed me off/made me very jealous). She knows everything about me and vice versa.Â We probably know more about each other than our husbands do. (I am lucky to have her in my life.)Â But she did not know everything I went through with my vagina when my son was born. No one knew. Not my mother or sisters.Â Â My husband didnâ€™t really know. Hell, I barely knewÂ what happened to it!
When I finally broke down and told her my problems with my vagina, she asked me why I didnâ€™t tell her sooner. My answer was, â€œI guess because we never specifically talked detailsÂ about our vaginas!â€Â I never went into deep detail about my vulva, my stitches, my swelling. Â I never went into detail about my mediolateral episiotomy.Â When I finally did and I described my â€œfrankenginaâ€ (what my vagina looked like after two surgeries to repair the damage my doctor did during delivery of my son), she stared at me horror.Â It was at that moment that I realized that while I talk about a lot of things, while I am not shy and tend to say what isÂ on my mind and not hold back, I had never really given details of what I went through. I never sat down and described (or drawn a picture)Â of allÂ the hell I went through after my son was born, the hell I still go through with my damn vagina.
It was at this point that I realized that I am probably not the only one who has vagina horror stories.Â So ladiesâ€¦letâ€™s talk about our vaginasâ€¦in detail!”
[The above originally appeared on the abrokenvagina.com blog here http://abrokenvagina.com/2013/03/10/all-in-the-details/ and is posted with the author’s permission]